Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#844 - Tang Monk: Hey, female donor, take one punch from me

When Tang Sanzang was banging on the door outside, it wasn't that he didn't want to pay attention, but that he simply couldn't.

The people weren't all here!

At this moment, Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva had figured things out, but neither Lishan Laomu nor Guanyin Bodhisattva had arrived.

The two weak, pitiful, and helpless Bodhisattvas in the courtyard were stunned when they heard the banging on the door outside.

Was this really the sound of a monk knocking?

You could have told me bandits and robbers had arrived, and I would have believed it!

Especially now, feeling Tang Sanzang outside charging up a punch, Manjusri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas' faces darkened!

They were certain, robbers had come, not a monk.

Manjusri Bodhisattva was a little anxious, "What to do? Why haven't they arrived yet?"

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva: "Should we open the door first?"

Rumble!

Suddenly, a deafening sound came, and the two Bodhisattvas almost thought it was a battering ram hitting the door.

If it were a young girl at home, she would have been scared out of her wits. No one knocks on a door like that.

Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva couldn't bear it any longer and knew that if this continued, Tang Sanzang would probably become suspicious.

After all...

His punch could break a large tree in half. Not to mention that mere door, if they didn't open it, Tang Sanzang might do something outrageous.

Although Guanyin Bodhisattva and Lishan Laomu had not arrived, there was no other way.

Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva transformed into two delicate women, looked at each other, and Manjusri Bodhisattva went to open the door.

At this moment, Tang Sanzang didn't know if he had drunk fake wine. Even though the door hadn't opened, Tang Sanzang seemed to be crazy, banging on the door like a madman.

While banging, he shouted:

"Benefactors, this humble monk is a monk, I have no malicious intent! Open the door, we're just here for alms!"

Bang bang bang!

The sound of Tang Sanzang banging on the door could be heard for miles around.

Chu Hao tugged at the corner of his mouth behind him.

Good fellow, who would believe you banging on the door like that?

Tang Sanzang, seeing that no one opened the door, took a deep breath and gathered all his strength.

Tang Sanzang was also a polite person. Since the people inside didn't open the door, Tang Sanzang wouldn't force it. This punch was just a way of apologizing to the people inside.

But Samantabhadra and Manjusri inside were a little flustered when they heard this.

If they didn't open the door, this tribulation might not be easy to pass.

Samantabhadra, in the guise of a weak woman, quickly opened the door.

However, at the moment Samantabhadra opened the door, Tang Sanzang's fist just happened to be thrown out!

At that moment, Tang Sanzang's fist shot out like a dragon, and there was even the sound of wind breaking in the air.

What Tang Sanzang saw was that the person opening the door was actually a weak woman, but he couldn't stop his fist in time.

"Careful, female benefactor!"

Tang Sanzang exclaimed in horror.

He knew too well how fierce his punch was. If it hit a mortal, anyone would have their head explode on the spot.

However, reality stunned Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang's punch hit the weak woman transformed by Samantabhadra, but it only made the weak woman take a few steps back, with a pear blossom-like rain on her face.

She quickly stood firm and scolded:

"Where did these villains come from? Could it be burglars?!"

Tang Sanzang and his three disciples looked at this weak woman with puzzled expressions, and for a moment they couldn't believe their eyes.

Tang Sanzang knew too well the weight of this punch. Even a towering ancient tree could be punched out of a pit.

This petite "weak woman" actually took a punch head-on and was completely fine?

She could even scold back? Full of vigor?!

Although Tang Sanzang also questioned it, he knew that he had been abrupt first. Just now, he was eager to see a door that was evenly matched with him.

In addition, his brain had been filled with muscles from recent training, so he was a little rude when knocking on the door just now.

He even almost hurt the host, which made Tang Sanzang very sorry, and he repeatedly said:

"I'm very sorry just now. This humble monk just saw that your door seemed a little hard, so I knocked a little too hard for a moment. Please forgive me."

Samantabhadra didn't dare to be careless and quickly explained:

"You monks don't know that my family is a wealthy family with vast fortunes and thousands of acres of fertile land.

So in the past, I asked cultivators to reinforce my home, otherwise, it would have collapsed long ago!"

Manjusri Bodhisattva also quickly questioned:

"You thug, what do you mean by smashing my door so angrily in the middle of the night? Tell me quickly!"

Samantabhadra and Manjusri finally covered it up.

Tang Sanzang also looked ashamed, put his palms together and said:

"This humble monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and was ordered to go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. A group of four, passing by your precious place, it's getting late, so I came to the old bodhisattva's residence to ask for a night's lodging."

"I was a little reckless just now, please forgive me."

"However, it's really amazing for you two weak women to live here. In this wilderness, there are countless jackals, tigers, leopards, bandits, and thugs,"

"This humble monk thinks you shouldn't open the door casually in the future. If this humble monk wasn't a good person, you wouldn't have had a good time today."

Manjusri and Samantabhadra didn't know what to say for a moment.

What the hell are you talking about?

You are a bald thug with bulging muscles all over your body, smashing doors like breaking a city, you are the one who looks like a bandit!

"So, can this humble monk come in and rest for a night?" Tang Sanzang asked.

Samantabhadra and Manjusri were a little anxious and said in unison: "No!"

Samantabhadra rebuked Tang Sanzang:

"You are also a monk, but you don't know this bit of etiquette! In this wilderness, how can you, a rough man, live in the same room with us? Wouldn't that ruin my innocence and ruin my reputation!"

"How will we sisters marry in the future!"

Manjusri also echoed:

"Yes, if you really want to come in, it's okay, but you need to wait for my mother to wake up and let her decide!"

Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said calmly:

"Don't worry, this humble monk is not interested in you ordinary women."

"Women will only affect my speed in obtaining scriptures."

"Since you are unwilling, this humble monk will not force it, goodbye."

Tang Sanzang turned around and was about to leave.

If it were him before he had the strength of a body cultivator, he wouldn't like traveling at night either.

But the current Tang Sanzang is no ordinary person.

Now, Tang Sanzang's own yang energy alone is enough to evaporate fierce ghosts on the spot.

Not to mention, Tang Sanzang's fist is his greatest weapon for traveling the world!

Tang Sanzang turned around and was about to leave, while Chu Hao, who was off work and lying on the White Dragon Horse, didn't care whether he came or went.

But when Manjusri and Samantabhadra saw that Tang Sanzang was about to leave, they became anxious on the spot.

If he ran away, what ghost would try Zen mind with the Four Sages?