abnabooks 968: The routine is wrong
968: The routine is wrong
968: The routine is wrong
Xu Chen sent a WeChat message to his girlfriend: "wife, that... are you free tonight? 55
Soon, the girlfriend replied: "Husband, what's the matter?"
Xu Shen: "Tonight at 12 o'clock, shall we go to the movies? Isn't there a new "Little Times 5" recently?"5
Girlfriend: "No, in the middle of the night, you will be disturbed and kind when you see it.
Xu Chen: "We are all lovers. Sooner or later, "one thirty zero", or I will send you roses?"
Girlfriend: "Who wants your broken flowers. If you promise not to do anything awkward to me tonight, I'll promise you.
Xu Shen was overjoyed: "Yes, yes, I will hug you tonight.
Girlfriend: "Fuck you! First think about what you use to make sure you don't break your promise.
Xu Chen: "Then what do you think?"
Girlfriend: "Hand over all your money. If you dare to do anything to me tonight, I will confiscate all your property."
Xu Shen was silent.
Netizens:
"Brother, this is asking you to make money."
"Do you dare to fight?"
"I'm afraid that if the money goes over, she will block you."
"Sure enough, it's your money.
Xu Shen's girlfriend: "If you don't answer me, I hate it, you must be uneasy tonight, so I won't go.
Xu Chen replied: "I don't have much money in my card. You know, I'm just a wage earner, and I don't usually save any money. I'll give you 5,000 yuan, do you think?"
Girlfriend: "Hmph, I understand, you must be uneasy and kind tonight, and you want to use 5,000 yuan to block my mouth."
Xu Chen smiled.
Girlfriend: "Forget it, who made you my boyfriend, I warn you, if you dare to treat me badly in the future, I will kill you."5
Xu Chen replied with a smile: "Don't worry, I will definitely treat you well."
After sending it, Xu Chen transferred 5,000 yuan to his girlfriend.
Chat is over.
Netizens are speechless:
"Fatty, you are so stupid, you are giving away 5,000 yuan for nothing.
"This is meat buns beating dogs, there is no return."
"Yeah, I've already been cheated of 5,000, and this time I'm going to send 5,000.
"I think it's our fault, if it wasn't for us, he wouldn't have turned 5,000.55
Xu Chen was fantasizing about the beauty of tonight, and when he saw what netizens said, he was suddenly unhappy:
"She agreed, what else do you think 0.."
Saying that, Xu Chen sent a smile to his girlfriend, and his girlfriend returned a smile in seconds.
Xu Chen said proudly, "Did you see it? She didn't block me!"
"If she's a liar, why don't you block me? 35
"Not all women take men's money as you say. 55
"There is always that kind of beautiful and good woman in the world, why can only be met by others, not by me?"
Now, netizens are powerless to refute:
"No, shouldn't it be Fatty who was blocked in seconds?"
"Did we guess wrong.
A netizen said:
"Maybe there is something wrong with that woman's brain. In her eyes, fat and ugly men are more attractive than normal men."
"Maybe she wants to squeeze a little more oil.
5.0 "That's right, that's it, when Xu Chen wanted to date her tonight, she definitely wouldn't give it, and asked Xu Chen to add money.
"Speaking of which, if Xu Chen is really allowed to go up, is he still called a liar?
"This... it should be called too, but it's just a relationship dispute, and it's not easy to deal with the police."
Xu Shen said with a stern face: "Do you think it's enough? 35
"If you want me to say, you just can't see the good of others."