abnabooks 172 It’S A Showdown, The Routine Doesn’T Work, Reversal And Reversal!
172 It’S A Showdown, The Routine Doesn’T Work, Reversal And Reversal!
"Hahahaha! Useless son-in-law Su Tiance, eat your daddy!"
Qi Yuanyi has turned all the spiritual materials and precious medicines in the chamber pot's longevity noodles into filthy dog daddy.
Watching Su Tiance take the 'spiritual medicine' with a look of enjoyment.
Qi Yuanyi smiled in his heart.
I almost couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Crash--
After the spiritual material and precious medicine turned into filthy dog daddy.
A stomach-churning stench suddenly filled the air.
People in the banquet hall immediately covered their noses and wanted to vomit.
People with high cultivation level used magic power to block the coming smell.
"Ugh! Is this what it smells like?"
"Isn't that disgusting?"
"It stinks."
"It's from the pile of stuff cooked by the good-for-nothing son-in-law."
"Good guy, is Su Tiance going to use this thing to celebrate the old lady's birthday?"
"I still want God to eat it in public!"
"It's amazing. Look, the good-for-nothing son-in-law ate it by himself, vomit!"
After everyone in the banquet hall smelled the stench.
Immediately look away from the soldiers of Da Qin and Han Qianye.
He looked at the pile of chamber pot longevity noodles that Wang Yunlong kicked over.
As a result, I just saw Su Tian Cecheng grabbing a handful of longevity noodles.
Pick up some of these 'spiritual materials'.
He ate it with relish.
While eating, he said with enjoyment:
"I, Su Tiance, will never give low-end things to God."
"Yeah! It's delicious. These are good things that can prolong your life and improve your health... huh?"
Su Tiance wanted to prove that his longevity noodles were valuable.
Pretend to slap Wang Yunlong in the face.
Do you dare to kick over my chamber pot longevity noodles?
Take a look.
You kicked over a bunch of treasures.
Big mistake?
Su Tiance was thinking happily.
But suddenly I realized something was wrong.
Su Tiance was closest to the pile of filthy dog daddies.
There is no sense of cultivation resistance.
I just wanted to prove that the chamber pot longevity noodles are delicious.
He even took a deep breath.
As a result, my nose was filled with that nauseating smell.
"vomit!*
Su Tiance couldn't bear it and felt like vomiting.
But then I thought about it.
If you spit out the contents of your mouth.
Doesn’t that mean telling everyone.
Is the stuff he sent from Su Tiance so disgusting that I feel like vomiting?
How does this work?
Su Tiance didn't want to pretend that he failed to slap him in the face.
So I pinched my nose.
Ninja is disgusting.
Chewing violently what is in your mouth.
I want to swallow it directly.
"by----"
But it's a pity.
Su Tiance failed.
The body's resistance to contamination is very honest.
The food in my mouth is so unpalatable that it explodes.
Su Tiance vomited it out in front of everyone.
vomit!
Watching Su Tiance vomit.
Others couldn't help but feel nauseated.
It's so fucking disgusting.
"It shouldn't be, this is obviously a very delicious ingredient.
"Why is it so disgusting?"
Su Tiance couldn't understand.
I can't figure it out at all.
It was simply unbelievable in my heart.
There was still a little bit of 'spiritual medicine' left in the corner of Su Tiance's mouth.
Because I can't believe it.
Su Tiance couldn't help but roll the filthy thing in the corner of his mouth into his mouth with his tongue.
"Bah! Why does it taste so bad? How is it possible?"
Su Tiance was completely sure.
It’s just that the longevity noodles cooked by myself are disgusting.
And now the ultimate stench pervades the banquet hall.
12 is also from Su Tiance’s Chamber Pot Longevity Noodles.
"Oh my god, look at those disgusting things, they are dog daddies!"
"I have good eyesight. I can tell at a glance that it is definitely filthy and dirty!"
"The good-for-nothing son-in-law is so powerful that he feeds his filth to God in public?"
Everyone was shocked.
Incredible.
There was no longer contempt or contempt in Su Tiance's eyes.
But deep admiration.
It’s okay not to accept it.
There was no contempt or ridicule in his tone.
But it was a huge shock and incredible.
"It's too strong, it's too strong. Everyone has seen it with their own eyes, right?"
"This guy...he actually ate the dirty food he cooked just now!"
"I, Zhang Laoer, have never been convinced by anyone, but I am convinced today!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Everyone looked at Su Tiance with admiration.
Finally someone couldn't hold it any longer.
He looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
this moment.
Su Tiance became the big joke of the audience.
Even Han Qianye and the soldiers of Da Qin.
Not many people paid attention to it for a while.
After all, eating dog daddy in public.
This thing is so new.
"Haha, I used a chamber pot to cook birthday noodles and was kicked over, humiliated and ridiculed at the banquet.
"Following some cerebral palsy routine."
"This Su Tiance will definitely prove how amazing the longevity noodles are, and then pretend to slap him in the face."
"It's a pity that it seems that Su Tiance has failed to slap him in the face now."
Han Qianye saw the scene in front of him.
The bloodline of Su Tiance's ancient giant crocodile has not yet awakened.
There is currently no devour value.
So at this moment Han Qianye is not in a hurry to deal with Su Tiance.
Instead, he watched meaningfully from the side.
Happy birthday to God.
My son-in-law gave me something that looked cheap and disgusting.
The trick man showed up and smashed the son-in-law's treasure.
His words were extremely humiliating to his son-in-law.
A very familiar tactic of having a son-in-law with a stupid brain.
but.
Han Qianye was slightly confused.
"Logically speaking, there should be no problem with Su Tiance's longevity noodles. These little slaps in the face can be successful."
"But it turned out to be like this. What accident happened?"
"Even if Su Tiance has cerebral palsy, he can't cook longevity noodles with those disgusting things."
"There must be someone secretly causing trouble for Su Tiance and making him look embarrassed in public."
Han Qianye was thoughtful, his eyes moving slightly.
"Haha, although this Su Tiance is said to be a good-for-nothing son-in-law template, he is set up to be a villain, and he will turn into something dark in the future."
"Could the person who is causing trouble for Su Tiance right now be a lucky baby who is opposing the villain?"
"Or maybe he is the son of false luck blessed by luck?"
Han Qianye had a bold guess in his mind.
It wasn't that long ago after all.
The Tao Luck Immortal Seed dispersed a lot of luck.
Suddenly some children of pseudo-luck appeared in this world.
The lucky baby and the villain are destined to be opposite each other.
Su Tiance is a villain.
Naturally, it is easy to become enemies with lucky babies.
"Bold! What a Su Tiance you are!"
Wang Yunlong couldn't bear it anymore and started drinking.
Pointing at Su Tiance's nose.
boom!
Wang Yunlong kicked Su Tiance.
Snap.
Su Tiance just hit the filthy longevity noodles he cooked.
His body was covered in filth.
He looked even more nauseated.
But Su Tiance wasn't angry either.
After all, I always think that I can turn over.
If you want to advance, suppress it first.
The more aggrieved I feel at this moment, the more serious I am being ridiculed and humiliated.
The next time I pretend to slap him in the face, it will be even more sour.
"This son-in-law really has no dignity!"
Someone on the side said sarcastically.
"Isn't it? It's embarrassing!"
Others echoed.
"Commander, damn it, I can't bear it anymore!"
"How come there is such a thing?"
"The face of our Great Qin God of War Army has been completely lost by him!"
A great Qin military soldier couldn't bear it any longer.
Walked towards Su Tiance.
Su Tiance's humiliating behavior at this moment.
In the eyes of the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty.
You are losing the dignity of Da Qin.
The key is that Su Tiance shows off his power in front of them.
However, he was publicly humiliated by ants from the lower world without resisting.
Not even angry.
How could the soldiers of Great Qin endure this?
"Um?"
Su Tiance caught a glimpse of a Great Qin soldier walking towards him.
He thought that this great Qin soldier wanted to help him.
I suddenly felt unhappy.
Now.
It's not the time to reveal your identity and pretend to be slapped in the face.
"He is the master of the military soldiers of the Great Qin Dynasty!"
Someone looked at the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty and said with utmost respect.
Da Qin!
This is a prestigious existence in the upper world.
Everyone immediately bowed and saluted.
The tone was extremely humble.
Don't dare take any offense.
However, the Zhang family didn't take it seriously.
After all, the soldiers of the Great Qin Dynasty were dismissed by Zhang Cuilan with just one word.
This shows that the backers of their Zhang family are stronger than those of the Qin soldiers.
"Hmph! Why hasn't that hateful divine son of the Han family come to apologize to me?"
Zhang Cuilan glanced at Han Qianye who was not far away.
Very unhappy.
In Zhang Cuilan's opinion.
Han Qianye is here today.
It was definitely because he was threatened by the backers behind the Zhang family.
I am here because I am afraid.
Zhang Cuilan was happily waiting for the son of the Han family to apologize to her in public.
pity.
Zhang Cuilan didn't know.
The so-called backers of the Zhang family were actually the military soldiers of the Qin Dynasty.
And Han Qianye.
He was invited here by the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty to watch the show.
Su Tiance saw everyone's awe towards Da Qin in his eyes.
My heart exploded with joy.
"Hahaha! In the eyes of me, Su Tiance, the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty who you treat with such respect are just subordinates, nothing more than that!"
Su Tiance thought this way.
The soldiers of Da Qin have already approached.
Su Tiance immediately put on another posture, majestic, frowned and said coldly:
"What are you doing here?"
hiss!
Everyone gasped.
Good guy.
A mere good-for-nothing son-in-law.
How dare you talk to the Qin warriors like this?
Don't want to die?
The Zhang family members sneered.
I thought it would be best to let the Da Qin warriors kill this loser.
But the Zhang family also knew it was impossible.
After all, no matter how useless Su Tiance is, he can still be considered a member of the Zhang family.
The military soldiers of the Great Qin Dynasty were afraid of the backers behind the Zhang family.
You should not dare to touch Su Tiance.
The soldiers of the Qin Dynasty did not say a word.
Su Tiance thought that the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty wanted to call him Crocodile Commander again, so the majesty in his eyes became stronger and he said:
"Humph! I said, I just want to live an ordinary life, get out!"
"Don't call me Crocodile Commander!"
Su Tiance didn't want to expose his identity directly.
But leave some suspense.
Causing everyone to think blindly.
The military soldier of the Great Qin Dynasty: "???"
Han Qianye:
.......
Everyone: "???"
"How brave, what do you mean by your son-in-law Su Tiance?"
"Could his tone really have something to do with the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty?"
"Oh my god, you can't really pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, right?"
Everyone was momentarily frightened by Su Tiance.
After all, it’s not like there aren’t such weird cases of cerebral palsy
deeds.
Lots of big shots.
He obviously has a good status.
But he has to remain anonymous and be looked down upon and humiliated by all kinds of things in the world.
In the end, his identity was exposed and everyone was slapped in the face.
Could Su Tiance be this kind of person?
Everyone's eyes turned to the soldiers of Great Qin.
Even the Zhang family were surprised.
"Hmph! Even if it is really related to the Great Qin warriors, so what?"
Zhang Cuilan didn't bother to speak.
Everyone was waiting for the next behavior of the Qin warriors.
If the military soldiers of Da Qin acquiesce.
This shows that Su Tiance may really have a good identity.
Da da da!
Wang Yunlong's teeth began to chatter.
Fear, fear!
"Impossible, absolutely impossible. How could he be related to the soldiers of the Great Qin Dynasty?"
The Zhang family is not afraid of the military soldiers of the Qin Dynasty.
But Wang Yunlong was scared to death.
If Su Tiance really has a close relationship with the Qin warriors.
Then Wang Yunlong would be finished.
After all, Wang Yunlong just kicked Su Tiance.
"Small, are you scared?"
Su Tiance saw Wang Yunlong's panic out of the corner of his eye.
My heart is very happy.
And right now.
Snapped!
The soldiers of Da Qin suddenly took action.
Take it seriously in front of everyone.
He slapped Su Tiance directly.
Buzz!
Su Tiance was immediately stunned.
"You like eating these things very much, right? I really want you to eat as much as you can!"
The Qin soldiers grabbed Su Tiance's hair.
He ferociously used his magic power to collect all the dog poop and filth on the ground.
Wow!
immediately.
The soldiers of the Qin Dynasty killed all the dogs.
All of it was stuffed into Su Tiance's mouth.
"Eat! Let you eat as much as you want!"
The soldiers of the Qin Dynasty vented their anger!
???
Su Tiance's mind was filled with questions.
What the hell?
"Huh? This is a bit of a comedy!"
"Interesting, it turns out that Tian Qiang is pretending to beep!"
"My lord, the military soldier of Da Qin, doesn't know Su Tiance at all, and he's pretending to be the truth.
"I was shocked. A loser will always be a loser!"
See this scene.
Everyone understood immediately.
Just now Su Tiance was pretending to be fat.
Actually, it's nothing.
"happy!"
Qi Yuanyi looked on and laughed out loud.
"Eat! Eat them all!"
The military soldiers of the Great Qin Dynasty poured their magic power into Su Tiance.
soon.
Su Tiance ate up the chamber pot longevity noodles and filthy dog daddy without any leftover drop.
I couldn't even vomit even if I wanted to.
He couldn't even resist and speak.
Su Tiance was completely confused.
He simply couldn’t figure out who he had been under his command.
Why dare you do such lawless and rebellious things to yourself?
Do you want to do the following?
Su Tiance thinks it's impossible.
After all, the soldiers of the Qin Dynasty were more loyal to him than anyone else.
There must be some misunderstanding.
suddenly.
Su Tiance had an idea.
Figured out.
"Yes, I just said the word "crocodile handsome" and almost exposed my identity."
"But this loyal subordinate knows that I don't want to be exposed."
"In order to help me hide my identity, I fed me longevity noodles to dispel everyone's doubts!"
Su Tiance praised the Qin warriors for their wit.
indeed.
Su Tiance didn't want to reveal his identity just now.
But he accidentally said the word "crocodile handsome".
Slightly pretentious.
Even a fool would guess that Su Tiance was related to the soldiers of Great Qin.
How can you tolerate being humiliated like this?
The soldiers of the Great Qin Dynasty wanted to satisfy Su Tiance's plan of continuing to forbear.
All we can do is make the most out of it.
He humiliated Su Tiance in public.
This way.
No one would think that Su Tiance was related to the Qin warriors anymore.
Hahaha, so smart!
The depression in Su Tiance's heart suddenly disappeared.
but.
Still gross.
"snort!"
The soldiers of the Qin Dynasty fed Su Tiance after he was full.
He just snorted and turned away.
Everyone began to humiliate Su Tiance.
All kinds of contempt and ridicule.
Su Tiance enjoyed it very much.
I also look forward to a strong slap in the face in the future.
At this time.
Wang Yunlong shouted again:
"Su Tiance! You have disgraced the Zhang family today. You are not worthy of being the Zhang family's son-in-law!"
As soon as these words came out.
The whole place fell silent.
Zhang Cuihua came out at this moment and pointed at Su Tiance's head, saying coldly:
"Su Tiance, I, Zhang Cuihua, divorce you in public today!"
"From now on, you are no longer my Zhang family's son-in-law!"
Finished.
Zhang Cuihua held Wang Yunlong's hand lovingly.
Everyone was stunned.
"Good guy, it's humiliating enough to divorce Su Tiance in public, but then you grab another man's hand in the blink of an eye?"
"These two people obviously had a relationship before, wearing hats in public, hahaha!"
The laughter became more unrestrained.
this moment.
Su Tiance has truly become a big joke.
I almost got slapped in the face when I pretended to be a fat man and played with the soldiers of Da Qin just now.
At this time, he was directly divorced by his wife and became a cuckold.
Get this set of operations down.
The damage dealt to Su Tiance can be described as a critical blow.
Everyone thought Su Tiance would cry and roar.
But Su Tiance didn't.
I saw.
Su Tiance said coldly:
"Dive me? Cuihua, what did I do to you back then?"
"Without me, you would still be an ugly girl, with no one to marry you!"
"If it weren't for me, Su Tiance, your Zhang family would still be a third-rate family today!"
"Without my help, you, Zhang Cuihua, and Zhang Yuanshan, would you like to break through to the realm of heaven and man?"
Su Tiance said righteously.
The sound is loud and sonorous.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Everyone laughed again.
"This good-for-nothing son-in-law is really shameless, extremely shameless!"
"Is it because the Zhang family has a big backer and is related to Su Tiance?"
Zhang Cuilan also came out and shouted sharply:
"Su Tiance! My sister became beautiful because she was beautiful to begin with. You dirty thing, don't put gold on your face!"
"Also, why is it that my Zhang family is what it is today because of you?"
"Are you worthy?"
Zhang Cuilan wanted to tear this shameless Su Tiance to pieces.
It's so shameless.
"Okay, okay!"
Su Tiance looked at Zhang Cuihua, who was having sex with Wang Yunlong, and was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
For Zhang Cuihua.
Su Tiance really likes it.
pay a sincere.
Because Zhang Cuihua helped the Zhang family.
Silently endure all ridicule.
did not expect.
But in exchange for this result.
"Today I, Su Tiance, have a showdown. I, Su Tiance, am the Crocodile Master of the Great Qin God of War Army!"
Su Tiance said confidently and domineeringly.
His eyes are high and majestic, looking arrogant in all directions.
Su Tiance knew it.
At this moment.
The time has come.
Su Tiance wants to make the entire Zhang family regret it.
Let Zhang Cuihua, who had eaten everything and put Su Tiance's hat on his head, kneel down and admit her mistake!
quiet!
Su Tiance's idiotic words.
Once again the scene was filled with deathly silence.
Everyone looked at Su Tiance in disbelief.
Not shocked.
But I didn't expect that a person could fantasize about himself to such an extent.
The actions of the Qin warriors just now were not thorough enough?
This guy can actually say that he is a handsome crocodile so confidently.
ox!
It’s so awesome.
Snapped!
There was a slap.
Zhang Cuihua couldn't help it.
He slapped Su Tiance's ear hard.
"You loser, I was really blind back then!"
Snapped!
Another slap.
"nausea!"
Snapped!
Another slap.
"Get out of my Zhang family, you idiot!"
Zhang Cuihua slapped Su Tiance three times in succession.
Loud and crisp, there are five in the area.
"Well played!"
Immediately someone clapped and applauded.
DADADADA......
Zhang Cuihua, Zhang Yuanshan and others also rushed forward.
Su Tiance was slapped continuously.
Even the guests on the side couldn't bear it.
He also went up and gave Su Tiance a few slaps.
Su Tiance suddenly turned into a pig's head.
But he didn't blame anyone.
Instead, he glared at the Da Qin warriors fiercely.
"You...530. Why don't you take action and just watch me, the crocodile commander, get beaten?"
The soldiers of Da Qin didn't even look at Su Tiance.
It seems that he doesn't know about this.
"Bah! Are you shameless enough to get close to the soldiers of Great Qin?"
Zhang Cuilan stood up, arrogant and arrogant, and said sharply:
"Don't say you are not the Crocodile Commander, so what if you are the Crocodile Commander of Da Qin?"
"My Zhang family has a backer, just Da Qin, but that's all, huh!"
Zhang Cuihua is extremely arrogant.
After all, he had just told Da Qin to retreat.
Naturally, the military soldiers of Great Qin were not taken seriously.
At this time.
Another Qin warrior came over.
"Haha, your Zhang family is very cool?"
Bang bang bang bang!
The Qin soldiers took action boldly.
Direct positive and negative.
He threw Zhang Cuilan hundreds of blows in the air.
Snap!
Then a magical power blasted out.
Directly blasting Zhang Yuanshan's Dantian.
"No, how dare you destroy my cultivation?"
Zhang Yuanshan couldn't believe it.
"Ahhh!"
Zhang Cuilan screamed and wailed endlessly.
Everyone was stunned.
Didn’t it mean that the military soldiers of the Qin Dynasty were afraid of the Zhang family?
Why dare to take action?
"B,......"
The old lady of the Zhang family shouted loudly.
The words were not finished.
He was directly bombarded to pieces by the soldiers of the Great Qin Dynasty.
this moment.
The people of the Zhang family were angry.
Cursing secretly why the backer hasn’t shown up yet?
"Are you waiting for your backer to show up to save you?"
The beard commander of Great Qin spoke.
Zhang Cuihua said harshly:
"You are going to die, you all have to die, I, the supporter of the Zhang family, will not let you go!"
Zhang Cuihua didn't know.
At this moment, she was pointing at the real backer of the Zhang family.
"Really, let him come out and try.
The beard commander sneered.
suddenly.
A respectful voice sounded, coming from the Lord of the Holy Land in the Mountain and Sea Realm.
"This voice sounds so familiar...are you the mysterious master of the Zhang family?"
As soon as these words came out.
The whole audience was shocked again.
"I heard it right. When people from my Holy Land provoked the Zhang family, it was this voice that reminded me to go to the Zhang family to apologize."
"Because I am afraid of this person's strength, I surrendered to the Zhang family."
"I didn't expect that the Zhang family's backer is really Da Qin Guan Zuo!"
Everyone's hearts were in turmoil.
I didn't expect this reversal.
"Impossible! My little sister used to scare you away with just one word. How can you be my Zhang family's backer?"
Zhang Cuihua said in disbelief.
"Hmph! Before, we were too lazy to argue with this loser because of Crocodile Commander's reputation."
"But now, this crocodile commander is not worthy of our allegiance, and your Zhang family is not worthy of our protection!"
A great Qin soldier told the truth.
"What? Su Tiance is really the Crocodile Commander?"
Shock after shock.
Reversal and reversal.
Sister Zhang Cuihua was spinning.
It was as if the sky had fallen.
Su Tiance snorted coldly:
"What did you say? I am not worthy of your allegiance? You are bold...poof!"
Before Su Tiance could finish his words, he was knocked away.
"Yes, you are not worthy!"
Da Qin's military soldier said indifferently.
Everyone now completely understood.
"No...I don't believe it..."
Zhang Cuilan even transformed, but still couldn't accept it.
"Ahhhhh!"
The soldiers of the Qin Dynasty were even more ruthless.
Start torturing everyone in the Zhang family.
These years have been so frustrating.
I want to vent my anger on the Zhang family.
Bang bang bang bang!
Zhang Cuihua was also slapped hard.
Horrible.
"how come?"
Wang Yunlong was also frightened and cried.
I thought I would get Zhang Cuihua.
You can hold it on your lap.
did not expect.
The Zhang family has lost its backer.
"Ah! I want you all to die!"
At this time.
Su Tiance suddenly roared.
Earth-shaking.
boom!
I thought I would be able to look cool today.
did not expect.
The daughter-in-law wears a hat, and her subordinates betray her.
Su Tiance couldn't let Su Tiance's grievances over the years be slapped in the face with ease.
In the end, Su Tiance broke out!
The bloodline of the ancient giant crocodile.
Wake up!
Everyone was horrified by Su Tiance's power of revenge at this moment.
The beard commander of Great Qin was frightened.
Too strong.
However.
Right now.
Zheng!
An unparalleled sword energy slashed out.
Kill Su Tiance.
The next moment.
Su Tiance, died!
The sword energy had not finished hacking Su Tiance to death.
Qi Yuanyi is also on the track where the sword energy is.
Got hit.
Qi Yuanyi, seat!