abnabooks Chapter 286
Chapter 286
Chapter 286
“Come here and see, huh! Magic castle! It’s really foreign style.”
“how?”
“The buildings are crooked.”
“It’s all built like the leaning tower.”
“Sales Miss looked at me, and said: You have to buy it quickly, I don’t think it will last a few days.”
“In that case, don’t sell it.”
“Yes! I said 3,000 yuan per square meter, and you can’t do that either.
Sales Miss was taken aback, who told you that it costs 3,000 yuan and 50,000 yuan. ”
“That’s not right!” Luan Yunping’s voice became louder, allowing the audience to hear more clearly, “It says three thousand on it.”
Wang Hepeng coldly snorted and explained the change of Miss’s identity, “Three thousand that is the property fee! I remembered fifty thousand!
I heard it, oh~~~~~”
The last word, Wang Hepeng, played an extremely long tone, with all tones.
Luan Yunping: “As for being so surprised?”
Wang Hepeng: “Huh! Suddenly the building collapsed!”
Luan Yunping: “Oh! I can’t stand even a voice!”
Wang Hepeng: “It’s really a magic castle! Say no, no!”
Luan Yunping: “This is not something that has changed.”
“I’m about to leave! Miss, the salesman, pulled out from the bricks?” Wang Hepeng learned the same again and wiped the 29 dust on his face. “Are you going to buy it or not?”
Luan Yunping: “What else to buy!”
Wang Hepeng: “Yes! I said you are sick!!!
Sales Miss: You have medicine!
I have as much as you eat…”
One-sentment guidance started again and another paragraph was created in the next moment. The atmosphere of the Spring Festival Gala performance was not lower than that. Luan Yunping closed her eyes slightly, and she didn’t want to listen when she stood by.
After speaking, he stretched out his hand, “I know this is the case, this time I won’t stop me.”
Wang Hepeng: “Do you know why you didn’t stop it?”
Luan Yunping: “Why?”
Wang Hepeng (Luan Yunping): “Because you are sick”
Hahahahahaha!
Huh~~
The two people yelled out these words in unison on the stage face to face. It was almost impossible to agree with each other, and the audience was tired for Luan Yunping and showed up to a host like Wang Hepeng.
Just this thing, tossing back and forth.
The two performers themselves couldn’t laugh anymore. Last Spring Festival Gala was really like playing.
The laugh here is really not acting, it is real, and there is no pressure on anything.
Whether it’s on stage or too young, it’s fun. Laughter is contagious. After laughing for a while, Wang Hepeng touched his chest, “Okay! I’m going to be a great person.”
“What’s so great?” After returning to her senses, Luan Yunping put her hand on the table and rested her breath and continued to hold it.
“I have to treat myself better, it can’t be done anymore, Life must be colorful.”
“That’s true.”
“I want to break away from the old society and live well.”
“How to live?”
“I think I’ll buy a little pet first, and be a company with me, I can scold him if I feel depressed.”
“What do you scold him for?”
Wang Hepeng lowered his head to look at his pet, “You are sick! You are sick!”
Luan Yunping: “He hasn’t returned his mouth yet.”
“How great! Buy a puppy, the puppy blood is too pure.”
“real?”
“Skewers of Beijing Ba, Pomeranian, Xi Shi, Tibetan Mastiff!”
“Huh! Dogs can’t tell how messy they are.”
“This dog, his grandfather is a pigeon!”
“Ah?? Okay!!” Luan Yunping took a deep breath, she didn’t dare to imagine how it happened.
“How high-tech this stuff. I want to beautify it to the extreme.”
“How to beautify this!”
“Find a beauty salon! Give it a pair of eyelids!”
“For the dog?”
“It’s over in a while! I don’t see it right!”
“What’s wrong?”
Wang Hepeng looked carefully, “Up and down double eyelids.”
“Huh? What’s the matter?”
“The waiter said, we opened a big bargain, two dishes to send two dishes.”
“never heard of that.”
“It’s really shameful, forget it, give us a hot head.”
“Hot hair?”
“The puppy’s fur is too straight to look good.
The waiter asked: What kind of hot?
Do I still ask? That kind of hot Yuqian. ”
“Hey! You are too unkind.”
Hahaha!
The voice fell, and there was a lot of laughter.
And on the barrage of the Internet Spring Festival Gala, there are all comments on Wang Hepeng’s cross talk.
“Hearing this hot head, I know there is something to follow.”
“It is true that the Spring Festival Gala is not too uncle, Wang Hepeng Huo, is the miserable world of the couple.”
“Niu! It’s really the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the rhythm is so powerful. The previous ones were even baggage and satirical.”
“…”
There was a lot of laughter, Wang Hepeng’s mouth raised, and he continued: “It’s hot! Get it out in a while, oh, the hair is gone.”
“Really?” Luan Yunping put her eyes on Wang Hepeng, and added another sentence. “Master Guo Degang’s head shape has now been changed.”
Both of them were completely playing on stage.
And one sentence after another, both of them were going crazy.
The whole audience feels happy and happy.
Wang Hepeng glanced at his own partner and slightly suppressed some of the voices on the court.
The person who came over said: I’m sorry! sorry! The fire is big!
What are you hot?
Micro-wave oven! ”
“Okay!”
“After scanning and listening, I realized that this kid in the pet shop used to sell barbecue.”
“Still the cook.”
“Which way to go. Listen to cute dogs, pure blood, Beijing Ba, Pomeranian, Xi Shi, Tibetan Mastiff…”
“Don’t mention you.”
“It looks like this now, I have to be better with it.”
“what?”
“Take it to facelift.”
“Also plastic surgery?”
“Now this operation is really amazing. It can be treated no matter what it looks like, and it’s very beautiful. People from the cold country can handle this easily.”
“Good technology!”
“You’re wrong. Every country has different craftsmanship. People from the cold countries study this stuff well. I took the dog with me.
Faint by plane! A belt strangled me uncomfortably, and I wanted to untie it.
“That’s a seat belt, it must be fastened.”
The flight attendants said the same, saying that they must be fastened. One time there was an accident in the plane, and the ones who didn’t wear their seat belts fell to bloodshed.
I said it’s not related?
The department sits well, just like a living person. ”
“Huh? No one on the tie?”
Wang Hepeng: “Leave a whole body.”
“What the hell.”
“Sitting here, I feel like a churn in my heart. Oh, just this belly of fried noodles, cola, popsicles, fish-flavored pork…”
“Don’t say it, it’s within two hundred yuan.”
“I have a cockroach face.”
“Hi! Alright, just say it.”
“I want to vomit, but it doesn’t fit anywhere. I can’t have time. When I turned around, there was a person sitting next to me.
Wear a blindfold, wear a mask!
I really couldn’t hold back anymore, and went to the people’s heart. Wow~~”
“It’s disgusting!”
“It’s much better after vomiting, he didn’t move, and I didn’t move. The plane landed smoothly for a while, and as soon as he woke up, I quickly asked him, is it better.”
“Who are you!!!”
Wang Hepeng looked at one party, smiled and waved, “Take care of your body, goodbye!”
“I still care.”