abnabooks Chapter 274
Chapter 274
Chapter 274
Yue Yunpeng could understand what the Master said.
Suddenly went to the background.
After ten seconds, Yue Yunpeng took a strange electronic instrument in his hand from the side scene.
A square instrument body, with wires and a hat connected to it~.
Yu Qian was also curious, and grabbed what Yue Yunpeng put on the table, “What is this?
There are lights. ”
Guo Degang lowered his head and explained, “High-tech, this thing can test whether anyone has lied. I want to say that I am Yu Qian’s father and he will be able to light up the green light.”
“What does this mean?”
“It means this is correct.”
“Fuck you. Let’s play with you father, I’m not going to join.”
Yu Qian waved his hand and smiled creases on his face. He naturally let go of his position and walked aside, and Wang Hepeng came up and stood in the position of the uncle.
Wang Hepeng also fiddled with this thing, holding this hat with a lot of things stuck on it.
At first glance, it is indeed precise.
“Master, are you a polygraph?”
“That’s right, this is my big baby, otherwise I can’t control you, come and take the child obediently. If I ask you questions, you just say, the green light is not lying.
A red light is a lie.
Before you perform, I have to see where you are, and you can figure out your own future. ”
“Then I try not to talk.” Wang Hepeng shook his head, only obedient.
Guo Degang was happy as soon as he put it on. He picked up the fan on the tabletop in his hand, “Okay! Ready!”
At one point, in an instant, all the eyes of the audience were on these two men.
Both on stage and off stage, because this is indeed a new thing, I have never seen this form.
After brewing for a long time, Guo Degang looked at Wang Hepeng, then took another look at the expressions of the audience, and said cautiously, “Wang Hepeng, are you satisfied with the salary De Yun gave you?”
“I’ll go, the first question is so crazy!”
The first question is so strong, the audience below suddenly let out a loud noise, wishing to come on stage to listen.
Standing behind the table, Wang Hepeng didn’t dare to move too much for fear of accidentally touching the instrument.
Expressionless, very serious.
“Sorry, I refuse to answer this question.”
Audience: “Huh~~”
If I can’t hear what I want to hear, how can the people below do it? A lot of booing.
Guo Degang slapped the fan in the audience’s voice, with a slight anger, “You must answer, satisfied or dissatisfied.”
No way, Wang Hepeng was discouraged and complained, “Hey~~satisfied! Satisfied! Isn’t I satisfied yet?”
“Dididi!!”
For a moment, the instrument rang out a lot of sound, which spread through the microphone to the whole venue, and it was also flashing with a rapid red light.
Obviously I was lying.
This time, Guo Degang himself was very happy, “Okay! After the performance today, you can go back to the company and report to the security department.
I will give you a salary increase. ”
Ha ha ha ha!
The audience’s laughter rippled for a while, and for a while, good fellow, Wang Hepeng was gone.
After waiting for a few breaths, the sound below gradually became smaller. Guo Degang can be serious. This is really a treasure. Hurry up and start owning another question:
“What do you think of the movies and TV series that you Master I acted in before?”
Another sentence was thrown over.
Before and now, Guo Degang has acted in a lot of things. The TV series were aimed at him, and some friends in the movie also asked him to perform.
But the level of quality is a bit subtle.
This time Wang Hepeng didn’t even think about it.
“good!”
“Dididididi”
Once again, the instrument began to make a sound, and decisively detected a lie. The audience absolutely thought that this was Wang Hepeng’s true thoughts.
“It’s not over, right?” Guo Degang glanced at Wang Hepeng, gritted his teeth, “I tell you, even if you want to participate in my bad movie in the future, there is no door.”
A problem is a burden.
The arrangement of this link is very clever, and the points are properly watched, and the audience has a lot of laughs and their faces hurt.
“Do you want to leave Deyun?” Guo Degang continued to ask.
“Oh~~~~”
One question, the audience showed a lot of curiosity.
The voice roared.
We all know that this issue is very sensitive.
They are abroad, but they also know De Yun’s current situation all the time. In the past few years, many people took advantage of De Yun’s crisis and left.
Wang Hepeng: “No!”
“Dididididi!”
The red flashes that suddenly indicated lying, and all the audience on the scene exploded.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
“I knew it! This time it’s showing up.”
“Ginger is still very old. What kind of high tech is this.”
“Niu! Can Wang Hepeng go back this time? You will have to bury him when he steps down.”
The sounds below were layered layer by layer, and everyone on the stage felt like Coke. But Wang Hepeng was not happy anymore, all he showed was panic when he was discovered.
Suddenly took this thing off himself, “No! No! Master, you have no education background, did you get cheated by a liar?
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Do you get a machine that only flashes red light to play with me? ”
“What’s wrong? Why don’t you try it.” Guo Degang looked like he believed in his own instrument.
“Try it!”
After that, Wang Hepeng put on his hat again and said straightforwardly, “My name is Wang Hepeng!”
The word blurted out.
The instruments on the crosstalk desk rang again.
Seeing this, Wang Hepeng stomped with great joy.
I own the biggest reason.
One finger on the desktop.
“Master! See you! What are you?”
At this time, Yu Qian finally couldn’t help it. He stood by and patted Wang Hepeng’s shoulder gently, “Man! Try to remove the “Crane” in the middle.”
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“Remove?” Wang Hepeng himself was a little confused. What does this mean, but he did it subconsciously, “My name is Wang Peng!”
“Ding!”
Once said, a green light flashed on the instrument instantly.
And this time, the audience of tens of thousands and the people of De Yun on the stage laughed and quacked.
No one can control the scene.
Wang Hepeng himself squatted directly behind the table, forgetting to take off his hat, and this day was impossible.
With laughter, Uncle Yu hurriedly pulled Wang Hepeng from behind the table, “Man! Look at the size of the security uniform, I’ll get one for you here.
Absolute imports. ”
Hahaha!
Yu Qian didn’t forget to make up his gun, and the sound was even more important.
After taking a sharp breath, Wang Hepeng stood up, dropped his hat, took a breath, and looked at life and death.
“Whatever! I don’t have much time anyway.
Finally, I sing one, Deyun quickly pay me a salary. ”
Guo Degang: “That’s okay, I’ll send you an extra 60 cents.”
“Let me go, my cheap cabbage is not as valuable as a Chinese cabbage.”
“Isn’t it! None of those who walked out of De Yun made it right.” Yu Qian answered very quickly.
And this sentence can be regarded as a thorough point of the center.
Wang Hepeng didn’t care about it himself, so he was not so wronged.
Under the cruelty.
“Okay! Today everyone will witness me leaving De Yun.
Finally, let me sing one for you. After singing, I will start my own new career. ”
“Really, I can look forward to it.”
One more sentence, Wang Hepeng stood in front of the microphone and wanted to laugh. There should be nothing to say here. Master, this is called a broken mouth. six.