abnabooks Chapter 270
Chapter 270
Chapter 270
Wang Hepeng only said a few words, and the laughter was louder again, like a wave that was about to fade, and suddenly came back.
Overwhelmingly wrong
I can’t help the sound.
“Isn’t that what you said?” Luan Yunping spit out.
“After a few days, I came out. Teacher Hou is still there.”
“He’s guilty.”
“After coming out, I have encountered a good thing.”
Luan Yunping spoke with a lot of curiosity, “What’s the matter?”
“As the old saying goes, it’s very nice. Someone introduced me to a girlfriend. You are out of luck. Come on. This is a good thing. Oh, this girl is very beautiful!”
“nice?”
“Yeah!” Wang Hepeng compared the top of his head, “Scalding his head, just like Uncle Yu. Lipstick, drawn from the root of the left ear to the root of the right ear.”
“This is almost splitting my head.”
“There are also two eyelashes, which flicker and flicker, and you can lift the hat to 150 when you open it.”
“Good guy, steel wire.”
“I also brought that cosmetic contact lens, oh, it’s so pretty, it looks like a husky.”
“Follow the dog!”
“What is it called?”
“Isn’t a husky just a dog?”
“Huskies are dogs?” Wang Hepeng asked, scratching his head in a daze, “I thought English meant beautiful.”
“How did you think about it?”
“I’ll just say who to praise, who beats me.”
“Can you not fight!”
“Looking for this girl’s last name! It’s awkward. The name is right and wrong!”
“It may be difficult to serve.”
“The two of us had a good chat, and at the end she asked me, do you have a car?
Have! I was stunned. I didn’t know what was going on, but I regretted it as soon as I finished talking.
Looking awkwardly nodded, OK, drive to me in two days, let’s go out and play.
She’s gone, I’m stupid.
There is no such thing. ”
“that is!”
“This is not going to kill you! Standing on the street watching cars passing by, my tears came down again. Why don’t you say there is no one, slap ~ drive a big car and stop at me.
Just say, dad, come on here. ”
“Why people, crazy!”
Hahaha!
Hearing Wang Hepeng’s illusion, the overseas Chinese and foreigners who understood them all almost couldn’t control themselves.
Especially the latter, he really didn’t expect this one.
A few words, but there is so much energy, he is in the audience, knowing that the sound inside is like waves.
Moreover, the people on the stage are still so young and can amuse so many people. I think this is a miraculous thing.
There are comedies in foreign countries, and there are many talk shows, but these are two different things.
Wang Hepeng can control emotions and even guess the psychology of some audiences, but he doesn’t know what these people and foreigners are thinking.
With a sigh, he pointed his hand at the place where he was free.
“Suddenly there is a big run in this direction, I am so angry, why do you drive, why do I stand here?
I stretch my legs, I trip him!
guess what! ”
“What’s the matter?”
With the enthusiasm, Wang Hepeng’s voice was raised a lot, “Look at what scares him, and see if it hurts me!”
“Hi! It’s rolling on.”
“No! I had to avoid it and broke my skin.
But for that, I think of a good idea. I don’t have a car at the moment, I can borrow it. ”
Luan Yunping didn’t understand, “Who are you looking for?”
“I can borrow the car in five days!”
“What’s wrong?”
“Five days later, Teacher Hou came out. He has a good relationship with me! Let me borrow!”
“That’s not okay, you still don’t have it here.”
“Isn’t it enough to wait five days?”
“What are you doing again.”
“Ms. Hou came out.”
“How did you eat Master Hou?”
The burden was overturned, and the crowd of tens of thousands of people once again gathered neat laughter. In the laughter, Wang Hepeng continued to say: “You have friendship, he has a car, Fiat 126p!”
“Just the little car.”
“This car is worth several thousand in eight years!”
“No! But now it’s worthless.”
“I have a car better than I don’t have one. After Teacher Hou came out, tell him where is your car?” Wang Hepeng pointed his hand and grasped Houzhen’s voice, “Where is it on the house?”
“On the room?” Luan Yunping herself was dumb for half a second, looked at the audience, then at Wang Hepeng, and asked, “Why are you going to the room?”
“Isn’t a good car going to the house?”
“In a good car, I didn’t go to the house.”
“Come up on the ladder and have a look, oh! There are more than one hundred and forty plastic bags in this car.”
“So broken!”
Wang Hepeng frowned and smacked his mouth, “Oh, that’s good! Hire a tricycle and bring it home. There are cars all over the floor!!”
“Okay! His cars are flat.”
“The preparations are done, buy iron wire, buy shoelaces, and save a car!
A journey of a thousand miles begins with shoelaces! ”
“never heard of that.”
“But after trying to save, I found that many parts were missing. I continued to get a motorcycle inside………..”
Luan Yunping pointed her hand, “So did your motorcycle go in?”
“More than that.” Wang Hepeng said with a high voice, “I got another half bike.”
“Okay! It’s all saved.”
“I can save in another month! It’s all very good, but a pity, there is a pedal under each seat.”
“This is also no waste of bicycle parts.”
“Just it! I’m going to find it awkward.”
“What is this?”
Wang Hepeng looked at Luan Yunping and explained, “She is awkward, I’m awkward.”
“You two are so awkward sooner or later, I’ll listen.”
“Come on! Don’t worry, get in the car.
As soon as I got in the car, I looked awkwardly, oops, this is so good, so fresh, where is my foot.
Isn’t there a pedal here? Put it aside!
This is a concept car. ”
“You have the concept left on this car.”
“Let’s kick it together later.
Feeling awkward, why does the car have to be pedaled?
Hi, it’s not environmentally friendly!
Don’t start during the day, let’s go out to play today, I will take you on a one-day tour of the Five Rings. ”
“It takes a day for this car to run the fifth ring.”
“But ah! I promise you can run a lap. Let’s see our physical strength, okay? Come ~ prepare to go!
Wow! It’s dark! We didn’t even pedal for half a lap.
Both of us are as tired as grandchildren. ”
“All the generations have come down.”
“Sweaty!
I’ll be awkward to say in a while, let’s discuss something! I am a little hungry.
Let’s go for dinner.
After coming down, there is a Xingfu Village western restaurant next to it! ”
“Western restaurant in the village? Can this be okay?”
“Just take care of that, you’ll have to get rid of your fullness.”
“Sit here and load things! What is a knife and fork, which is a drink! Go all up!
I yelled and the waiter brought me a bottle of beer. ”
At this point, Luan Yunping grabbed Wang Hepeng’s hand and stopped, “You can’t drink while driving.”
“My name is driving!!!”
On the stage, Wang Hepeng stared and roared, and the audience clapped their thighs and laughed.
“Indeed, this really can’t call a car, it’s just a multi-person bicycle with a shell.”
“The police won’t stop this stuff!”
“It’s too Coke. I want to buy a bicycle like this.”
“This cross talk, I am afraid I think it can reach a new high! The three characters Wang Hepeng decisively are one of Deyun’s most abundant gold.”.