Chapter 125 As we all know, there are two ways to measure body temperature.
Chapter 125 As we all know, there are two ways to measure body temperature.
"That's the literal meaning. Do you want your girlfriend to share a bed with me or share a bed with you?"
"I recommend you choose the second one."
Mother Lu didn't show off, but bluntly said what she wanted to say now.
At this moment, Xiao Wanting secretly gave Lu Ma a thumbs up.
"Aren't there three rooms in the house?"
Lu Bei was stunned for a moment.
"That's true, but now... there is a small problem with your father's room, and it cannot be occupied now."
Mother Lu shook her head.
After apologizing to her husband, she soon announced bluntly that this room was now unusable.
"The hotel?"
"If you say one more word, I will kill this stupid son."
Mother Lu looked at her son who insisted on being blind and shrewd when he should be confused, and she suddenly felt unhappy.
After hitting Lu Bei on the forehead with a knife.
She turned her head and focused her eyes on Xiao Wanting.
"Xiao Xiao, can I ask you to take care of the useless dog?"
"No problem."
Xiao Wanting clenched her fists, and then she nodded vigorously.
"I will take good care of senior."
"Oh, it's so reliable. Then I'll leave my son to you. Well, I won't knock on your door at night. It doesn't matter what you do. Don't worry about the sound being too loud."
"Hey...Mom, isn't this a little bit?"
"What's the matter? Mom won't eavesdrop. She just lets you make as much trouble as you like. Don't worry, just pretend that Mom is not at home tonight."
With the chorus of only two women, Lu Bei's ownership was decided tonight.
This made Lu Bei, who witnessed such a "dark" transaction from the side, could only cry out for injustice.
The most annoying thing is when they do it.
I don’t even know how to avoid it... Lu Bei, be the last fig leaf.
"Wow, that makes me feel like I'm a bit of a commodity."
Lu Bei said with depression.
However, being "upright", he has no intention of resisting fate now.
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After confirming the sleeping place.
Lu Bei quickly returned to his bedroom in the countryside.
Lu Bei still has great feelings for this place where he has lived for many years.
Therefore, just after entering the room, he sat down on the bed with great peace of mind.
"It's very similar to senior's in the rental house."
"That's right. If you do this, you won't be used to it when you sleep."
Lu Bei stretched.
Xiaoxiao-san is right. She almost always uses the same template for the layout of her bedroom.
This approach is a good way to quickly adapt to the new environment after moving.
However, there are still some uncertainties, such as... Computers and other things were left there by Lu Bei.
"It's getting late, Xiaoxiao-san, aren't you going to sleep yet?"
Lu Bei sat by the bed, after taking out his mobile phone and playing an ancient game like Temple Escape for a while.
He suddenly felt a hot gaze coming from beside him.
When he turned around, Xiao Wanting was standing not far away from Lu Bei, staring straight at Lu Bei.
She didn't have to play games or watch videos as Lu Bei expected.
This made Lu Bei, who originally wanted to play games, feel a little embarrassed and had to take his phone back.
"I said, I want to take care of seniors."
Xiao Wanting shook her head.
"Oh, take care of it, I understand."
Lu Bei looked at classmate Xiaoxiao who was very close to him and opened his hands, waiting for this lolita to get into his arms.
In his opinion.........this so-called "taking care of" means being close to oneself and finding reasons to act coquettishly! !
However, after Lu Bei opened his hands, he did not feel the soft Loli rushing into his arms. Instead, he felt a chill in his armpits.
"This is?"
Lu Bei looked at Xiao Wanting, who was holding his arm and letting him hold something cold, with doubtful eyes.
"thermometer."
Xiao Wanting tilted her head.
She glanced at Lu Bei, as if she didn't understand why her lover would ask such a question at this time.
"Or...senior wants to take the temperature in another place. Well, I would be a little embarrassed if I go there."
Then, Lu Bei looked at him strangely.
Xiaoxiao-san suddenly thought of something strange.
She glanced at where Lu Bei was sitting, and her eyes became a little subtle.
As we all know, there are two ways to detect experience.
One is to place it in the armpit, and the other is to use the warmest part of the human body...the rectum.
If you look at it from a scientific perspective, the second measurement result will be more accurate.
"Well, no, I'm just a little confused as to why you wanted the thermometer, okay, I get it."
"So, today's Xiaoxiao-san is a nurse or a doctor's version of a loli mother?"
Lu Bei coughed, and after trying his best to ignore classmate Xiaoxiao's rude look, he said jokingly.
He looked at Xiao Wanting, imagining her appearance in a white coat.
Hmm...if you put it on, it would definitely look baggy, like a child wearing adult clothes.
"Well, I think today's senior, Xiaoxiao-san, is like this."
Xiao Wanting nodded gently.
She was very happy to cooperate with Lu Bei in such a pretend play.
But she also had her own purpose in doing so.
"In short...Senior, after you jumped into the water and caught a cold in the afternoon, it took you so long to change clothes. You must have something wrong with your body now."
"Now, you have to take your temperature."
Listening to what Xiao Wanting said, Lu Bei's brows wrinkled slightly.
"Really, you don't know how strong your senior is, right? I said, for me, jumping in the lake without changing clothes is just a small thing."
It was about a man's face, so Lu Bei naturally couldn't give in.
Therefore, he spoke rather harshly.
"Senior...can you understand me? Even if the senior says this, when I think of the senior having a fever because of me, I feel a lot of pain here."
"I don't want senior to be like this because of me."
Xiao Wanting brought her little head over and pressed her foreheads together, which made Lu Bei feel cold.
She said with a worried tone, holding her chest.
Lu Bei, on the other hand, closed his mouth and didn't say anything to refute, but just slightly tightened his grip on the thermometer.
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