Chapter 157: Stupid Poseidon!
Chapter 157: Stupid Poseidon!
Su Chen smiled at Su Hongyi, then looked up at the sky.
"Yo? So fierce?"
"I know you are very angry, but I advise you not to be angry, because you will be more angry later!"
Su Chen said with a smile.
"Master, I want to tell you..."
Speaking of this, Su Chen paused, and suppressed his smile.
The next moment, his tone instantly became sharper, suppressing the previous laughing and joking.
"Do you know what the biggest failure of your idiot is?"
"Just when I begged you for help, you didn't move at all, you didn't even pour dirty water on 'it'! I don't know if you are really stupid or too arrogant."
"Also, do you know that apart from this failure, you even exposed a more fatal flaw?"
"That's why I put up such a big battle for a broken sculpture, but I didn't pretend to be good enough. My face was swollen by the little paper man and I didn't dare to lift the boat to kill me. Why? I'm afraid that I will kill that boat of tourists too. Die? So baby them?"
"so....……"
Speaking of this, Su Chen paused again, his eyes narrowed.
Then he took a deep breath, pointed at the eyes and cursed.
"You are so fierce! Who are you scaring? If you have the ability, you can overturn this boat! What a big-tailed wolf!"
"Do you really think I'm afraid of you? Believe it or not, I'm taking all those bullshit sculptures of yours right now?"
"You still dance with me without the capital, do you really think that I am your father who wants to pamper you?"
As soon as these words came out, the violent storm outside stopped instantly.
It was as if Poseidon was suddenly killed by Su Chen's high blood pressure.
At the same time, a large number of paper figurines riding on Haiyan's back all turned their heads to look at Su Chen.
Although they couldn't understand why Su Chen could call the Sea God autistic in just a few words.
But it doesn't prevent them from thinking that Su Chen is amazing!
So in the empty eyes of those little paper figurines, some humanized expressions of worship appeared.
At this moment, thunder flashed again in the calm night sky, and thunder sounded.
Seeing this, Su Chen sighed and continued.
"Stop pretending, I beg you, do you have to force me to continue spraying you? Can you be smarter? Do you have to force me to the opposite of you?"
"How about this, I will give you a step in 09 later, and you should hurry down, and we will not violate the river water in the future."
After saying this, Yinchen cleared his throat.
Continue to change into that kind of laughing and joking tone.
"Master Sea God! Just now I was ignorant and bumped into you, now I will compensate you!"
"I promise! I will never mess with your sculpture in the future, nor will it affect your plan!"
"Compared with your great plan, I, a little ant, are nothing! So just let me go!"
After saying this, the wind and rain outside suddenly stopped.
The raging waves also died down in an instant.
Seeing this, Su Hongyi quietly asked, "How do you know that He will stop?"
Su Chen listened and smiled.
"He is reluctant to part with the tourists on this boat, and will not get off the dead sheep for the time being."
At the same time, Su Chen sighed in his heart.
However, the moment His plan is completed, is the moment He lays down his hands of death.
Su Chen shook his head to drive away these thoughts and continued: "Besides, he is the god of the sea. Gods don't want to lose face. On the premise that they can't turn the tables, I'll give him some advice.
This sentence is full of strong irony.
The next moment, another thunderbolt streaked across the sky.
Su Chen couldn't help frowning.
"It's almost enough! I don't have so many steps for you to go down, so hurry up and accept it!"
After saying this, the Sea God didn't make any more fuss.
Instead it really started to recede.
Seeing this, Su Chen sneered in his heart.
After some testing.
This sea god is really stupid!
In this way, doesn't He acquiesce that He is the culprit?
Not long after, the blood moon returned to its normal form again.
Seeing this, the group of little paper figurines excitedly drove Haiyan towards Su Chen's balcony.
As they approached, little paper figurines jumped down like parachute jumpers.
With the breeze blowing, the little paper people turned somersaults and returned to the house.
The group of petrels crowded outside the balcony, taking turns to watch Su Chen.
It's as if petrels are tourists and Su Chen is a rare animal kept in a zoo.
I watched it for a long time, until the cheeks of Su Chen's thick skin turned red.
Haiyan finally turned around and flew towards the distant sea.
Seeing this, the little paper figurines waved their broken bodies one by one, and waved their short hands to bid Haiyan farewell.
Until Haiyan's figure completely disappeared.
The little paper people reluctantly turned around and surrounded Su Chen again.
Seeing this, Su Chen first turned his head to look at Su Hongyi, and asked softly.
"Has Sea God left completely? Can you still hear us?"
Su Hongyi shook her head.
"It's gone completely, you can rest assured."
Hearing this, Su Chen felt relieved, so he knelt down and spoke gently to the little paper people.
"Look at me helping you so much, we will be a family in the future, so should you tell me, what is the purpose of our enemy?"
Su Chen is kind and persuasive.
After hearing this, the little paper people were all dumbfounded.
Simultaneously raised their short hands and began to scratch their heads.
Su Chen's face turned black when he saw it.
Wan Duzi, this group of people is really short-sighted, ignorant, and can't understand people's words.
Completely driven by instinct.
At this time, Su Chen's eyes lit up.
From the army of paper figurines, we found a dilapidated little paper figurine with only a head and a body, and even the body was damaged into tassel-shaped red eyes.
It is the product that is a little smarter after the finishing touch before.
Su Chen stretched out his hand to pull it out, put it on the palm of his hand and asked.
"You are smart, tell me, what purpose does our enemy have?"
The little paper man will be dumbfounded after hearing this.
Then the fringe under her body danced and jumped off Su Chen's palm, and started running around the room.
Search here, search there.
Finally, a weird statue and an incense burner were arched out of the ruins with his head.
After setting up the statue and the incense burner, it swished into the incense ash.
After a while, when it came out again, it had been fully restored.
Seeing this, Su Chen's eyes narrowed.
Hey guys, incense ash can restore them?
what principle?
The little paper man, after recovering, ran to Su Chen and pointed in the direction of the sea with a vicious look on his face.
Then frame kowtowed a few times.
Then he started running around the house again.
In the end, they returned to Su Chen and looked at each other cutely.
The corner of Su Chen's mouth began to twitch slightly.
I can understand this shit!
Fortunately, Su Chen was more clever, so he dug out a pen and paper and handed it to the little paper figurine.
"Whatever that big villain wants to do, you write it down."
The little paper man folded his hands in front of his chest.
Su Chen watched this action, and the silent sound of "baa" came out in his mind.
"Can't write?"
The little paper man nodded.
"Then you know something, tell me everything you can write! For example, candles, pollution, captain..."
Before he finished speaking, Su Chen's expression darkened.
The redness in the little paper man's eyes began to fade rapidly.
After a few seconds, its eyes returned to their previous empty appearance again.
The little paper figurine looked at Su Chen, then at the pen and paper, then scratched its head, and turned back to the army of paper figurines.
Su Chen was speechless now.
What is this?
If you don’t recover sooner or later, let me ask you some questions, have you recovered?
Su Chen stood up angrily, walked towards the army of paper figurines, and brought back the previous one.
Then pick up a pen and draw eyes on it.
As a result, he found that he couldn't draw at all.
Su Chen frowned, and with a cruel heart, he directly bit his finger to squeeze out the blood, and pressed it towards the eye socket of the little paper figurine.
However the result is still the same.
Blood can't get on it either.
Seeing this, Su Chen couldn't help sighing.
Know that you can't force it.
Seeing all this, Su Hongyi thoughtfully moved over and comforted her.
"It's mainly because of bad luck, so don't be too sad."
Su Chen shook his head.
Throw the little paper man on the ground.
"It's not about luck, it's about it.
Su Hongyi frowned.
"Why do you say that? 'It' doesn't want us to help it fight Seagod?"
Su Chen shook his head again.
"On the contrary, it wants us to help it, so it doesn't tell us the truth."
"Why?"
Su Hongyi continued to ask.
"On the one hand, I guess there are some rules and restrictions, and writing them out will cause major events, such as Sea God's flipping the table."
"On the other hand, after it tells us about Sea God, we will ignore a lot of key information. After all, the little paper man is not smart enough to explain all the information clearly."
"In this way, we may accidentally fall into the trap of ignoring some information. So it wants us to find the complete answer on our own."
After saying this, Su Hongyi also seemed to have realized something.
"Then this shows that Sea God's plan is huge, and polluting tourists is just one part of it.
"That's true, and I have a hunch that not only is the Seagod's plot big, but some..."
Speaking of this, Su Chen didn't say much anymore, just looked at the sky outside.
Su Hongyi naturally understood and nodded.
At this time, the little paper figurines in the room moved again.
I saw them lined up, and one by one, they got out of the crack of the door and disappeared.
Seeing this, Su Chen knew that they had gone back to the corresponding guest rooms.
Seeing the paper people leaving in an orderly manner, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.
Although you can't tell the truth, I can use your instincts to test.
So Su Chen took advantage of the fact that the little paper figurine didn't pay attention to him, and quietly moved towards the southeast corner.
With a stretch of his arm, he threw the lit candle directly into the system space.
Then, he pretended to be doing nothing, and quietly watched the paper figurines retreat.
After a while, only the original little paper man was left in the house.
Seeing that his brothers had left, the little paper man jumped up and down to the deck chair on the balcony.
Su Chen quickly took a step across and stopped the little paper figurine.
Then he picked up the little paper figurine and pointed to the empty candlestick to show it.
The little paper man looked at it, but didn't respond.
Seeing this, Su Chen ran to the red lantern on the balcony and pointed to the inside of the lantern for the paper figurine to see.
Seeing this, the little paper man showed some disgust on his face, but he still didn't react much.
Su Chen couldn't help frowning.
The candle must be a key prop, why is the little paper figurine still so calm without lighting the candle?
Thinking of this, Su Chen ran to the ruins with the little paper figurine, held up the table, opened the drawer where the candles were stored before, and pointed to the empty drawer to show it.
Then he pointed again to the place in the house where the candle might be lit.
square.
Now the little paper man responded.
It scratched its head, jumped off Su Chen's palm, and dived into the ruins.
After a while, it came out again.
After turning around the room a few times, it ran to the weird sculpture and bowed, then stretched out its short fingers and pointed to the empty drawer.
The next moment, Su Chen's eyelids twitched.
A pale candle appeared out of nowhere in the drawer.
The candles were really weirdly made.
So now the logic makes sense.
Candles are bound to be the key props to prevent tourists from being polluted.
So Su Chen stepped forward, picked up the candle, and took out the lighter as if to light it.
Seeing this, the little paper man who was about to go to the balcony twitched the corner of his mouth, with a heartache on his face.
Su Chen removed the lighter, and the little paper figurine returned to normal again.
Tried several times, same thing.
In the end, Su Chen lit the candle amidst the little paper figurine's dissatisfied expression.
Then, he took the candle and walked to the candlestick in the southeast corner.
The little paper man looked even more dissatisfied, but he didn't stop him.
Su Chen stopped, walked into the balcony holding a candle, took off the lantern, and made a gesture to put the candle in.
The little paper man became anxious now, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Look at that, if Su Chen hadn't smashed a Poseidon sculpture before, it would have been ready to do it.
Su Chen stopped his movements again, returned to room 657 with a candle, and probed around according to the expression of the paper figurine.
After a while, he found that it was acceptable to put candles in the house.
Put it at the entrance of the gate, the little paper figurine has a normal expression.
Blow out the candles, and the little paper man will be happier.
Seeing this, Su Chen fell into deep thought.
If it is said that the candles are provided by Weird, the purpose is to fight against Sea God.
Then light the candles by yourself, there is no need for the little paper man to be unhappy.
After thinking for a long time, Yinchen came to a conclusion.
That is, there is no need to light candles for the little paper man in the room.
It can protect itself.
If it's not there, place a candle by the gate and wax to protect yourself.
After figuring this out, Su Chen instantly figured out part of the logic of the tourist rules.
It was deduced before that the captain is the accomplice of the sea god.
Then, from the descriptions of candles in rules 4, 5, and 6 of tourists, some truths can be inferred.
Candles are lit in the southeast corner vent.
The explanation is that the smell of burning candles has the effect of fighting Poseidon.
The captain made use of the vent, diluting the candle odor.
When the candle goes out, it means that He has come.
Or rather his helper came.
According to a normal person, when he was a tourist, he got an inexplicable tourist code.
In addition, the style of the whole ship is a mixture of things.
Then when he encounters a strange situation, he is likely to search for content about these oriental elements through his mobile phone.
For example, light candles in the southeast corner.
Tourists who don't know much, after searching for the content of the trick blowing lights, he will definitely be afraid, and he will use the tourist rules as a life-saving straw on the spot.
In this way, when the candle goes out, he will obediently get under the covers.
So, the aroma of the quilt is also a huge trap.
Even the scent could very well be a way of positioning it!
After straightening out this logic, and then doing the opposite, it is very simple to deduce the correct survival method.
Light a candle at the gate.
Don't cover the quilt full of fragrance.
As for how to deal with it after the candle is extinguished, Su Chen has not yet figured it out.
But it's nothing more than looking for paper figurines to help, or hiding in some safe corner.
Similarly, from this information, Su Chen also keenly discovered a dark line.
That is, the captain is deliberately consuming props such as candles.
Otherwise, why not let tourists light candles?
This point can also be partially confirmed from the employee rules implying that the chosen ones can handle oriental elements by themselves.
From this point of view, the moment when these props are exhausted is the real darkest time.
As for why the captain got angry after the staff destroyed these items, Su Chen still hasn't figured it out yet.
However, he felt that this was related to the captain's ultimate goal.
Having figured this out, Su Chen couldn't help but smile wryly.
Could it be that the dungeon of the rules this time is to make myself reason according to the wrong rules [against the market.
Write all the correct rules and save the tourists?
Rules, let me make them?
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